Speaking of earthquakes, this kid/beauty queen will give you a shake down like no other. It is well worth the 6:52 minutes. I posted several weeks ago a clip of her, but this is more of her insane world that is beauty pageants and highly comical. She has enough one liners for Dave's Top Ten. I can't tell who needs to be slapped, her or her mother. I will give it to the girl, she knows what she wants.
[video from YouTube]