In Spirits with the Upcoming Election

A funny from MS Mom. Thanks for the early Monday morning laugh. Oh how funny political jokes have become, now that I work at the mecca of the political world.

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said,
"I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife,
Her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock.

"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"