Not Sure Where to Begin

Life as we know in the Land of WoLo is in constant overdrive. I feel as if I am going 90 mph, yet still not making it to my destination. As if I really even know where my destination is. June postings have been the occasional One Liners That Really Hit You in the Gut. Not what the readers want, yet still give them something to think about. I'm not good at writing about how great the weekend was/posting pics of my "besties". That is what Lauren is good for :) She will, very soon, post a blog that starts something like "So I apologize for the blog vomit, but life has been a little hectic lately" or "Since I don't blog that much" or "I haven't posted in a while" and follow up with pics from all the trips she has been on lately.

Back in May, I visited my brother from a different mother Sam Waters for a few days of fun in North Topsail Beach, NC.

Below are the tweets (in order) I made on my drive there and during my stay. You should be able to get the picture.

@samwaters5 Can't wait to be twistin my t-shirt around my head spinning it like a helicopter

Two red bulls, gold fish, darkness, and a bad ass playlist. Looks like I am going to be hoarse from singing at the top of my lungs.

Creepy gas station on 95. Very.

I'm in rural North Carolina with the moon as my only friend and solely relying on GPS to get me there...& Fergie @ the moment

Oh how I have missed the southern summer rain aka bugs hitting the windshield.

Sitting at a red light in Kinston, NC at 1:25 in the morning. Where is that? Not really sure. Hope Glenda the British GPS lady does.....

Piggly Wiggly, Wal-Mart, and Lowe's......Feels like home.

To the ladies on the beach: why are you wearing inappropriate bikinis? You know you shouldn't. It ain't right. #coverthatshitup

@samwaters5 THEME NIGHT: Trashy North Carolina.

I am way too classy for trashy North Carolina night. They take it to a whole new redneck level even for a Mississippian. That says a lot.

@samwaters5 and I are at the Jersey Shore......but in NC... 2 fights 2 girls 2 guys bloodiness everywhere. A scene of all ages....

I just remembered @samwaters5 and I met the worst person in the world last night.

From there a trip to Blowing Rock, NC where my good friend Ruffin tied the knot. Amazing town and scenery. Congrats to them.

Since those trips, I have laid low in the District and worked worked worked. Boring. I think I over the concept of a job and reality. Yep, I am.

***Just realized I contradicted my first paragraph by doing exactly what I said I wasn't good at, posting pics and talking about "besties". Oh well. You are driiiiiven meeeee nuuuuttttss......Take me to the Pageant.

Until Next Time.........

Not Now, Not Never, Not Ever

The only word I have for this blog is WHY?

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One Liners That Really Hit You in the Gut

"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Einstein

One Liners That Really Hit You in the Gut

"If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse." - Jim Rohn

One Liners That Really Hit You in the Gut

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain." - Maya Angelou

One Liners That Really Hit You in the Gut

"Change is the law of life and those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." - John F. Kennedy

Funny Email from T

A very gentile Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."

I am Mississippi

While doing research at work on the Mississippi Film Industry, I came across a video that captured everything that is Mississippi. I watched in amazement and was completely captivated. The state of MS is often bubbled in a negative connotation, but if you are educated in any way, you know, we as a state, have come along way. I hope our Mississippi readers are as proud as I am of my state.

(video provided by the Mississippi Film Office)

"Mississippi's people are the best thing about our state. Mississippians come from a rich heritage of warm hospitality, great music, literature, sports, art and cultural diversity. Mississippians work hard, love their families and their country, and are generous and giving. One of the things we're most proud of is consistently ranking at the top nationally in per capita charitable giving. We're a poor state, but a generous state. That says a lot about our people." - Mississippi Development Authority

Little Lord GaGa

This guy/kid/boy is amazing. I'm not really sure why the girls in the background all seem so uninterested. The guy is going to be famous....You know they are all obsessed with the Bieber.......so why not Little Lord Gaga. He has the same swoop as the Bieb, the same scrawny body as the Bieb, but a much better voice than the Bieb. The blondie in the upper right hand corner formed a new HUGE crush on LLG. The girl in between the mic and the piano just wishes she was somewhere else BBMing and not where she is now. She hates her life. She's a loser. The rest of the crowd, maybe just in shock... And does LLG go to an all girls school? Lucky him if he does. Where are the teenie dudes? Three predictions: 1) Blondie will be all over him, 2) He will be famous, and 3) The dudes at the school now hate him because of 1 and 2......Anyways, Enjoy.